femvolcel

friend who is too woke

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

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[Rhinodaisyy @Rhinodaisy1]

sandrone sketch #Sandrone

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@Roquefortsin Het gem

[GN 🇬🇭 @_Greazemoden]

Bookmarks killing me lool

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

Here is a breakdown of what these sentences mean for those not in the know.

Sentence 1 Analysis:
> "Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭"

*Clavicular: Nickname for streamer Braden Peters, is a reference to "clavicle lengthening/widening" (a niche obsession in body dysmorphia communities regarding shoulder width).

*Jestergooning: A portmanteau of two terms:
* Jestermaxxing: Acting like a clown or fool to get attention or cope with social rejection.
* Gooning: Originally referred to a trance-like state induced by porn addiction, but in this context, it generally means staring blankly or engaging in obsessive, low-IQ behavior.

*Foids: A derogatory "incel" (involuntary celibate) term for women, short for "Femoids" (Female Humanoids).

*Spiked his Cortisol levels: "Cortisol" is the stress hormone. This means the women made him extremely stressed, anxious, or panicked.

Translation: "This guy (Clavicular) was in the middle of acting like an idiot/zoning out when a group of women arrived and made him panic."

Sentence 2 Analysis
> "Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?"

*Munting: While originally a grotesque term from shock sites, in "looksmaxxing" slang, it is sometimes used (often ironically) to describe an extreme or ugly form of "Mewing" (tongue posture exercises to improve jawline). It implies focusing intensely on one's face/aesthetics.

*Mogging: Derives from "AMOG" (Alpha Male Of the Group). It means physically dominating someone else or looking much better than them.

*Moids: A derogatory term for men (Male Humanoid), often used as a counterpart to "Foid."

*SMV: Acronym for Sexual Market Value. A pseudo-sociological metric used in these communities to rank how "valuable" a person is to the opposite sex.

*Chadfishing: A combination of "Chad" (the archetypal attractive male) and "Catfishing." It means creating a fake dating profile using photos of a male model to see how women react or to waste their time.

Translation: "Is it better to ignore women and focus on making other men look inferior (through looks or status), or is it better to go to a club and try to trick people into thinking you have high sexual value?"

Summary:
The text asks a philosophical question within this specific internet subculture: Is self-improvement and dominance over other men (homosocial competition) more fulfilling than seeking validation from women through deception?

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@batttruce @priestess_keng Retard

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@brimstoning @unatarniq @dj4lecunt Tweeting like a man

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@smuglywinning Well..male version of manic pixie dream is literally the cute nerdy glasses boy with niche interests that he loves to tell you about, which women literally drool over. Of course both types r imagined as attractive and that's why they're romanticized. No one wants an ugly autist

[machi 🍤 @machipachi1901]

Holy crap they’re cute <3

[민 @min31_0]

어떻게 채색했는지 궁금해해주시는 분들이 계셔서 별건 없지만 가져와봤어요!

[hemi @phoneafrog]

@pinkpantheress2 💛🎶🎵

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@yeoncler @lesbamgeut Hi guys

[club maclaine @lamarrfilms]

well i'm glad y'all are finally waking up. now think about the queer people who live in islamic countries and imagine what we feel like.

[bea 🫍 @catwives]

you people are actual children i’m sorry

[Aro ⛧ Jabber's crow 🚯 @jabbersoulmate]

You can really tell when someone thinks alien stage is the best written series they've ever seen

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Yup. He’s up to 11 pounds. They have to transfer him to another hospital for because the current hospital he’s at cannot meet his complex needs. The family is 100% responsible for the cost even tho the state forced them to keep that poor woman “alive” as a human incubator.

No news outlet is covering this, you know why? Because the fucking experiment on a black woman’s body has FAILED miserably. The only updates are from grandma’s go fund me. They let that woman die for a clump of cells (she was only 9 weeks pregnant at the time) that’s not even doing ok 6 months later. 6 months is a long time to be in nicu!

Adriana Smith is her name. I am so sorry the state did this to you. You were a 30 year old nurse with a kid who was already here who needed you. The state failed you, the very hospital that you worked at who was so supposed to help you failed you…everybody failed you.

[femvolcel @internetwytch]

@kaiscunt 25 year old being parasocial and calling teenagers weirdos

[hayden @tsuk_ei]

“Omg president yuri!!” This is a child rapist. Can we take anything seriously?

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Nah, he like Kobe to them

[paparen @papaaaaren]

跑起来吧姑娘🏃‍♀️