Pat

back arched like a cat

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

woman tries novel idea for speaking to a man she finds attractive, he autistically fumbles it and his schizo internet friends convince him she was mossad and trying to track him so he tactically deploys the coin on public transit to misdirect his enemies

[H @shuebacca_]

Why do all these rich morons talk about taxes like they’re the only ones who pay taxes??? A majority understand your $100 mil contract isnt you banking $100 mil, $50 mil is still 500x more than someone making $100k a year you pussies 💀

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

throwing out a random land acknowledgment mid-paragraph because she realized she's making a blood-and-soil argument is the most cynical deployment of wokeness i've seen since 2024

nature is healing

[space cadet 🇪🇺🌐🇩🇪 @actsmaniac]

heartwarming, Latin American country still does political polarization the old fashioned way.

[untitled @filmnoirlove]

Leaving the house is now called “quest maxxing”

[どーにゃ @donyaOCer]

スコットランドグルメ、意外と侮れませんでした。期待していたよりはるかに美味しかったです。

特に美味しかったのがバーガーキングというお店のトリプルワッパーという料理でした。スコットランドに行く方はぜひお試しください！

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

Evergreen

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

It's 2026 and we're still pretending that early modern Europe was a bunch of unified countries except for the Holy Roman Empire.

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Uber driver ideology final boss

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[OP @oukhty2polyv]

C’est Royalmont ou tel aviv?

[arctotherium @arctotherium42]

Thief: "I am Caucasian. Please put me in prison for six months."
Canadian Judge: "You are indigenous, I can't do that."

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Guy who funds crypto scams and gambling apps: This country lacks a moral code

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

life when you finally accept that you’re an unlovable chud and lowkey a horrible person

[Korra @korraflow]

🚨 BREAKING: CRYPTO CASINO SCAMMED BY FAKE ANDREW TATE IMPERSONATOR

They thought they were hiring the real Andrew Tate to deal blackjack for a special event, but the streaming agency they hired sent an impersonator. The owner of the casino announced the scam over Discord.

[GOD DISK @thegoddisk]

The way people treat breakups is insane. People are extremely sensitive and fragile, it’s ridiculous

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

French Canadian hate is just another one of those socially acceptable forms of "bigotry" that allows people upset with immigration to channel it into an approved target.