Amanda

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The GOAT stands alone.

MESSI BECOMES THE ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN MEN’S FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY 🇦🇷

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Girls mature faster”

No — girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

Someone said doctors should also wear body cams and I’m starting to agree.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Okay this is just Nazi propaganda

[Amanda @interrobanq]

Finally have an eye doctors appointment tomorrow. So shameful to say my last check up was 3 years ago and I’m wearing my prescription from 6 years ago 🥲 lord help me

[MyrrhMaid 🧜🏽‍♀️🌿 @TaiSoleilSol]

Being a 12Her is people expecting you to be nice to them bc they were being shady but nice enough for most people to not pick up on it. Oh baby I can def show you how subtle works. I don’t have to use my voice to work you. Know that.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Great paintings that inspired iconic movie scenes... 🧵 (continued)

1. “Fallen Angel”, Alexandre Cabanel // “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”, directed by George Lucas

[Amanda @interrobanq]

I just maxed out my baby’s scrapbook where i collaged liked 4+ photos each page 😩

even tho the middle child in me with no photo albums of my own is like ‘yesss shes gonna love this,’ i already know shes gonna grow up and be like mom chill the fuck out get a hobby 🤦‍♀️

[Amanda @interrobanq]

Literally 4 generations in my family 🤣🤣

[𝖗𝖆𝖍 @turahjeannie]

imagine surviving an october libra

[Amanda @interrobanq]

Love how my man will sleep on the ground and reach to cuddle my foot when there’s no room for both of us on the bed. 🫶

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

[Amanda @interrobanq]

I just spent a long stretch of time soothing and cradling my daughter to sleep, just for her to finally close her eyes and be like “dada 😌”

FYMMMM DADA 🥲🤣

[Amanda @interrobanq]

I just cut about 7” off my hair in the bathroom sink. I took a whole 10 minutes.

The last time I got a legit haircut was in 2017. LIBERATINGGGGG.

[Non-anxiety Magnet (parody) @goesonrants]

"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i strongly dislike “well they didn’t do anything to me” ass people. y’all will know people are grimy and do things to other people but because it’s not you it’s okay. being an enabler and neutral person isn’t the non-confrontational energy you think it is.