intersex creature

[chefkids @girlflopping]

"Jeremy White"
"Ayo Allen Edebiri"
she saw him drop the Allen and snatched it right back up.

[Space Boy🦇 @SpaceBoy458]

It’s so funny that Robert Pattinson was so bored waiting for The Batman part 2 to start filming that he decided to go on a generational movie run

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

i love you and i believe in you

[Reductress @Reductress]

Orpheus and Eurydice? Man Walking Weirdly Far Ahead of Girlfriend

[theo @collinsology]

and he was right

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

photo journalists were locked the fuck in during the dc 4th of july events

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Wanna come over and figure me out

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Hockey Night in Canada on CBC is the eighth longest running TV show in THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD at 72 seasons.

Add in radio, and it's been a Saturday night fixture for families on CBC for 90 years.

There has never been a Canadian cultural institution like it, and there never will be again.

https://t.co/FHGj6u3zZc

[Jenny Fischer @jennylynnfisch]

Knicks ‘chip on film. 📸🎞️

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

computa kill me

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

The best part of being extremely tired/loopy is that everything is 10x funnier to you

[Linari 🌌🤖 @linarialdaara]

I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.

[alex @dontblamealex]

We’ve just witnessed ts13’s first ultrasound

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[jordan 💙 leafs nation pr @discorry]

okay ngl that’s pretty sick

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ by Taylor Swift becomes the first Disney song in history to debut at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.