necromancer barbie

never met a problem i can’t blame on ronald reagan ♐️ 🩷💜💙 she/her #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[水shui₈₇ 🐞 | benedict wang shady facts @fujobritta]

one of the bleakest facts of reality is that if you are gen z but grew up in fandom (particularly on ao3/tumblr) you will forever have some amount of Millennial Particles and theres genuinely nothing you can do about it

[🔻🖤 حرية @AlDemWallem]

Israel/US be like:

[ྐ❤︎ @TrapYogurtt]

am i too woke or everything and everyone is misogynistic

[necromancer barbie @interstellarabb]

yeah and she was bad as fuck at it. couldn’t even bother learning drop spins correctly she should have just quit

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jennifer Check was NOT a cheerleader. she was in colorguard, goddamnit!

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Prepared for canes game 4 of the stanley cup finals

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[Mo @fruitpibble]

bisexualmaxxing

[k. @haworthes]

they’re kinda thee bi4bi ship ever I don’t think it gets anymore bisexual than this