InterwebBoy

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@lasagna_silent @NWischoff Has to be, no exits. How crazy is that. Im not even sure this LP market cares.

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

The uws feels more brooklyn than brooklyn now

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@koshercockney Lmao, u no why

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

Masa is a better investor than all of you and tried the big fund thing and it doesnt work

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@endowment_eddie @davemcclure 4) bc lps are awful at picking coinvest

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@PhilipJohnston @Nvidia Dude has $100b. What u got?

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

I hate unlucky people

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@yasmeenamawi Was 10/7 worth it?

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@NerdeenKiswani Lol Palestinians have no ability to learn from history. Its just start a war -> lose a war -> cry, on a loop.

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@NaziaKaziTweets Why? Because the Israeli victims of 10/7 dont also deserve sympathy?

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@samah_fadil @NerdeenKiswani Your arguing, they wanted to be scuicide bombers? Wut?

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@taliaotg Jesus, another jobless person who thinks ppl care about their opinion. Its all so tiring. Go find real work. Your family will like you more.

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

Is baltimore real? I dont believe it exists.

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@Partisan_12 Its always the ugliest chicks lmao

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

@jonchu @gaganbiyani @vkhosla And increasingly true with time

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@JasonrShuman Latch was a disaster. Lets not misrepresent or misremember.

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

The real narrative violation is how much gayer dario is then sam

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

Hell ya brother

[Will Ahmed @willahmed]

You have no experience.
You’ve never started a company.
You’ve never had a full time job.
Nike is going to kill you.
You’re a kid.
You don’t have technical skills.
You shouldn’t build hardware.
Apple is going to kill you.
You can’t build hardware.
You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively.
Athletes don’t care about recovery.
Under Armour is going to kill you.
It won’t be accurate.
You don’t listen.
You’re an ineffective leader.
You can’t recruit great talent.
You’re going to have to pay every athlete.
You can’t measure sleep non-invasively.
It’s too expensive to research.
Athletes are a small market.
The product costs too much to make.
The product costs too much to sell.
Your valuation is too high.
Consumers aren’t going to want it.
Hardware is too hard.
You should measure steps.
Fitbit is going to kill you.
You can’t build a marketing engine.
You can’t raise enough money.
You need a real CEO.
Google is going to kill you.
You can’t be a subscription.
You can’t build a brand.
You can’t do consumer in Boston.
Your valuation is too high.
You shouldn’t make accessories.
You shouldn’t make apparel.
Lululemon is going to kill you.
You can’t predict Covid.
Stay in your niche.
You are going to run out of money.
You can’t build a health platform.
Amazon is going to kill you.
You can’t measure blood pressure.
You can’t get medical approvals.
The market is too small.
You don’t understand AI.
The market is too competitive.
It won’t work internationally.
The supply chain is too complicated.
You can’t build an AI.
You can’t raise enough money.
It’s too competitive.
Healthcare isn’t going to want it.
…

Just keep going ✌️

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

LPs should be taking note of which investors keep saying diligence can be done exclusively w/ AI.

When the net returns come back… we’ll see….

[InterwebBoy @InterwebBoy]

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