‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ

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[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

did it ever hurt if i can't remember it?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

@cobsnweb WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

get that away.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

@cobsnweb i thought you were american …

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

… like, physically? ‘cause we’ve grown up a few years and all.

[𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ╱ 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑠𝘩 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑠𝘩 ! @bygoneapricity]

do you think i've changed ?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

mm. sure?

[𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ╱ 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑠𝘩 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑠𝘩 ! @bygoneapricity]

i'll get her dahlias instead. ( . . . ) hey, can ai ask you a question ?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

i can’t.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

i think that means it’s a stay in type of night then.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

hey so i did not say that ❤️

[️️ ️️ 𝖍𝚒𝘁┈ ‘EM! @nightwebbed]

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don’t call them bitches bro

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

i don’t know. i had such a bad day.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

yes? how can i make you feel better?

[️️ ️️ 𝖍𝚒𝘁┈ ‘EM! @nightwebbed]

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so women can’t win nowadays? :/

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

not quite. i don’t like your superiority complex.

[️️ ️️ 𝖍𝚒𝘁┈ ‘EM! @nightwebbed]

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…. well you get what i mean.

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

jiwonnie. 😞

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

and somehow it still happened.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

i didn’t wish to be pantsed.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

what do you mean?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

… by that logic, you can’t go to class. or sleep.

[️️ ️️ 𝖍𝚒𝘁┈ ‘EM! @nightwebbed]

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you’re distracted while lives are at risk.. couldn’t be me.

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

can i not get emotional about minions whilst also saving the city? cant do shit in this perfect world.

[️️ ️️ 𝖍𝚒𝘁┈ ‘EM! @nightwebbed]

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shouldn’t you be saving the city??

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

I’m so fucking emotional.

[wall-e fan77 @WALL_Esuperfan]

do u guys ever think about the fact that the minions are inmortal and gru is not so one day gru will inevitably pass away and they will have to search for a new boss but it won't ever be the same

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

@incarneat wanna try?

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

i wouldn’t say it was … easily …

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

i don’t know how the public would react knowing spider—man is easily pantsed.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

... no.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝑹͟ᴀ͟ᴅ͟ɪ͟𝑜͟ᴀ͟𝑐͟ᴛ͟ɪ͟𝑣͟ᴇ͟ @spidrsbite]

right. mm, r-right… did you at least get to do it back?

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍𝓃ⁱᵍʰᵗ──────𝕮𝚁𝙰𝚆𝙻ₑᵣ． @purrrglar]

、 @inteurweb．

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

@purrrglar ' https://t.co/Of1N25apcP

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

i'm sorry. i really did try.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝘩𝑒𝑦, ‍‍ 𝐣𝐮͟𝐝͟𝐞‍‍ ‍‍.ᐟ .ᐟ @inteurweb]

@incarneat y'want a web to the mouth, again?