A Floor Gremlin™

♎️ Queer•they/them, he/him•favorite word=fuuck

[A Floor Gremlin™ @inthecreation]

Excuse me as I continue to make a mess of myself for the rest of my life. #iconic

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

The dog said no to cultural appropriation LOL

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I am... so sorry for this.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Watching liberals share positive election polls is like watching hundreds of people conga line onto a ship named Titanic 2.

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

this is my kinda s

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

It’s so wild to me that protests have continued every day and every night in DC, the Capitol of the country, and we just stopped hearing about them.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i woud make joke about human but ok here i go knoc konk who there it hunam who is dumb. and stupib.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He turned 16 this week so he got his driver’s license. Had a little trouble parallel barking but passed the test regardless. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Hamza (dismantle Ticketmaster) @oihamza]

me advocating me advocating
for myself for others

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: Elon Musk doesn't think the government should bail out the American people during the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, but he has no problem collecting government subsidies and tax breaks to line his own pocket?

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Rebloop. Rebloop. Rebloop. #TheGoodPlace Season 4 bloopers have arrived.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

customer: can i get seven bees

petshop owner: of course

customer: wait, you gave me eight

petshop owner: that’s a freebie :)

[JEAN-PIERRE @jeanpierrecares]

normalize gifting weed as gifts like how we do wine

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Pretty telling of a society when people think making shields to protect oneself from police/mercenary violence is more threatening than carrying an AR-15 into a government building demanding a haircut

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

[Paul Adelstein @adelsteinPaul]

STOP EVICTIONS.