Idk how people unironically want toby to write an allegory for sexual assault in his game as if a good amount of people who play the game aren't adultsπ
In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.
I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.
Nothing fell.
The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.
This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.
If it falls, they told me, you get it free.
I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.
The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.
The flip is not a trick.
It is a vow.
In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.
Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.
He did not lie.
He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.
I tipped him everything in my pocket.
He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.
I told him it was not just a Blizzard.
I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.
So I bowed instead.
He said, "You too, man."
That answered nothing I had said.
It answered everything I had felt.
TRIED TO RUN FROM VOX. JUST TO MAKE A DEAL RIGHT AS HE WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE. YOOOOOO HE WAS NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS.
PEAKED IN SEASON 1 YOU'RE FINISHED.
@EUNOIADAYO No luckily 2007 is still 18+(well barely 18 but fucking still) so I can still play like
A majority of games on Roblox just holy fucking airballπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
I was actually friends with the person who made the rake on Roblox once, before I downloaded discord we would keep in contact via my old phone number
I was really the only play tester doing it for free before I got locked out of my old Roblox account!