Erin

she/her/bitch

[Erin @inthemuckymuck]

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it.

Anyway, here’s why I did it:

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Erin @inthemuckymuck]

@jackiantonovich Math is blue. Science is green. English is purple. History is yellow. I don’t make the rules, I just obsessively color coordinated them.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

During a phone call with Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko, President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed that the Ukrainian delegation would meet with the Russian delegation without preconditions on the Ukrainian-Belarusian border, near the Pripyat River.

[NPR @NPR]

A Russian warship pulled up to an island in the Black Sea guarded by Ukrainian service members — demanding their surrender "to avoid bloodshed and unnecessary deaths."

After a moment, the Ukrainians had a reply: "Russian warship. Go f*** yourself."
https://t.co/VbaGbuC9fF

[Erin @inthemuckymuck]

Shit they've started testing the sound system. Nickelback was cued up first, of course

[Erin @inthemuckymuck]

These guys have been setting up the annual black ice hockey tournament for this weekend and I can't decide whether they simply forgot about the foot of snowfall coming or if they're just so NH that they'll play anyway

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

remembering the time when pedro pascal losing his whole absolute mind over all the sperm jokes

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

🤍

[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney

🎥: @AbbyShalawylo

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying

[Kirsty Sedgman @KirstySedgman]

a play in 3 acts