That one time I designed my dream bathroom but then got knocked up and decided to just sell my house because it’s too remote and has too many stairs and critters and republicans and isn’t a good place to raise a little one~
Bro:✨Just existing and actively hating that we as humans have to go to the bathroom✨
Me:✨Barely containing the long drawn out explanation of the size and texture of our child’s poop in celebration of her pooping and all of the methods I used to encourage her to poop✨
Me: Sup.
It’s the boob slapping at 5am for me. Oh and especially when her nails need to be trimmed 😬 The sensory overload is real lol but she can literally do whatever she wants to me and I’ll still melt when I look at her. https://t.co/xzmeEWQNoE
Eliana: *Squirms around looking for food source*
Me: Sit nice like a lady.
Eliana: *Squirming intensifies* GGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me: Well I did say I didn’t want you to blindly obey authority figures