sympathetic synth

Perpetually tired grad student. I retweet everything. To the gaming YouTubers who brigaded my dms when this account was made: Hope it worked out.

[cj- @cjnieI]

barista paused making my coffee and asked if I think trust can be rebuilt

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[✶ @upnxtttt]

y’all remember when Nickelodeon would shut down for a whole day and told kids to go touch grass?

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Passive aggressive cleaning

[soup @s0upworld]

ok not what i meant

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

credit karma: “your credit score is 800”

car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣

[Karim Belica @KBelica]

@DocStrangelove2

[🥀 @NBFBoobie]

Ain’t no community note or nothing, lock his ass up

[K. @KKateone]

i think im just hungry big dawg

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Colin @colinarmis]

never opening up to my friends about my depression again fml

[act iii Updates @B7Album]

Everyone seeing Kanye & his wife walk in #GRAMMYs

[Bradley @bradjchester]

Aren’t you dead

[redux @lycragun]

Found this in my purse. Never bought one. I’ve already reached the age where they start spawning.