Jim Schofield

I'm probably the best that I know of.

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@kanyewest dude, you are a fucking douche.

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@WorkaholicAdam Is Topher ever going to make another appearance?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Guys. It is 100 percent not up to me to be on Workaholics again. It is up to the Workaholics crew. It's THEIR show. Not mine.

[eric wareheim @ericwareheim]

BRULE IS BACK with "Bagboy" a failed pilot from Channel 5. Airs on Feb 20th on @adultswim. http://t.co/IaDkx8p5g5

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@NdamukongSuh is a freaking girl. For real.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

A guy on the plane just told me to stop kicking his seat. I told him to "Ask nicer" because he wasn't cool about it. Fuck him.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Do you do cosplay? Real cool. Except don't do cosplay.

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"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."

- Demetri Martin

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@MetalSludge Fix the damn site!

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@JimCarrey to get it out there I think. I know you know how incredible it is. I'm very serious, and not a crazed fan. Well some might debate

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@JimCarrey I think I've discovered a way to tell people how they can get there, too. This could be huge, but I need someone of your stature

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@JimCarrey you said in an interview I saw that you had discovered that you were the universe. I have too.

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@donovanjmcnabb couldn't keep up with @JimmieJohnson if he was paid to. And he certainly couldn't finish a NASCAR race.

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@keselowski no one like a sore loser. Suck it up you freakn' baby.

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@JimmieJohnson I love the white 48!

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@chickmcgee1 What about that one time?

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@JimmieJohnson Haters will hate, but us 48 fans will always have your back! You rock, JJ! #letsmakeit6

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@dennyhamlin We've all got your back. Get better.