jackson

[Amish John @UnkLeek_]

I’m finna go to the bar and just do this until that bitch close fuck it

[Chester McBadBitch™️ @yeehawgrandlaw]

Somebody said Megan Thee Stallion raps for people who can read and that makes sense why a lot of you don’t like her

[Vane kitty ☻ @vanessa_cassy]

Yo llevando la conversación a donde pueda usar mi sticker nuevo:

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

knowing the chicago bears play football tomorrow

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

young getting money girl that ignores boring lustful nggas that plans no dates

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipssx]

Do you know why you know the names of the
Cornell 7?

Because Cornell Daily Sun Editor-in-Chief Sophia Dasser ’28, Associate Editor Sophia Romanov Imber ’28 and Opinion Editors Zara Cheek ’28 and Rayen Zhou '29 conducted on-point reporting and then stood ten-toes down, stared their own university straight in the face, hit “publish” and said,

“Cornell Won’t, We Will.”

And signed their names to it...

[strict asian obama @cybergrla]

how it feels being a joyous and bubbly girl knowing people are going to assume you’re just stupid.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

this game got me googling shit I never googled

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

$60 didn’t even get me 12 gallons of gas and yall having black women vs black men discourse on my TL again

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

I would never spend my hard earned money on a mocktail

[lilli @wunnaslut]

ngl i would never tell a nigga he won’t find better den me cus some girls don’t expect nun outta a man & they eat ass

[the worst woman, b.s. @kenejathegr8]

okay solange, you was right. you really cannot drink it away, put one in the air, dance it away, or change it with your hair :(

[sagey @lesbian4pca]

MY! QB! TOUGH! AS! HELL! FOR! BEING! SECURE! IN! HIS! MASCULINITY!

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[jnn @jenngaly]

Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Supposed to be going on a date but my best friend just hmu

[kee @ohhthatsskee]

asking me for money like drake didn’t jus announce that he going on tour next year?????? PLEASE get on somewhere!

[🕷️ .𖥔 ݁ fae @yvanillee_fawn]

Tony stark is a very sensitive topic to me I’m never getting over him

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

One of my favourite parts of the originals was Elijah over pronouncing NEEEKLAUSSS