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Zero f*cks to give

[intoxi_ @intoxi_1]

All that education and nobody taught you that never fvck your fellow colleagues

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@Mstephano_ Wangu ako na shida ya mgongo back to back

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I think the reason dudes like me love Njerae is because she represents the one or two lover girls who would travel miles in a matatu to come cook for us, but we fvcked up and fumbled so we listen to Njerae cause we regret it.

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@metty1_ Alijua tu 😂…Hey kidogo ushalipia Njeri fare

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I’ve never had an ounce of love for the good girls

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Me every week:

Friday Monday

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Country so stressful we made one president quit social media, the current one is crushing out.

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Everytime I don’t have a side quest, I’m not even talking about multiple women. But any time I don’t have something going on besides the usual 9-5, I get anxiety attacks….Don’t know if it’s a good thing or if I actually need help.

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Back then black babes used to show me dust buana, thought demand and supply was only meant for business class…Until I realized I was actually meant for the lightskinned huns.

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Ladies can actually send their friend to get your number for them. You have to be that guy to know that😅

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Did you know that ladies can actually send their friend to get your number for them…..You have to be that guy to know that.😅

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@kuria254k Mnyoe makwapa bana!!!!

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@DikenaClinton Hemorrhoids issues

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Akikwambia keep warm, beer uko allowed kuitisha baridi?

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Nobody gets STDs from one night stands, it’s always from your loving girlfriends.

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@ridhima_z Good luck sign

[Omosh @omondike_]

Vurugu 2
Alfayo Siwo KO
That's brutal knock out

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Ladies don’t see a problem guys giving them gift until they hear Brenda from IT brings you packed lunch. All of sudden now there’s a very big problem!

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When they were just starting to forgive us and giving us some grace, Netflix releases another rage baiting series “The Polygamist”

Now women think all of us are Jonasi!

[pinguin @thisispinguini]

Jana niliwaste time kutrade v prop firm my A setups bana na hawakunilipa iyo 143$ kumamae