s

you make my heart beat faster like my non-existent lover 🦄 1D|NCT
she/her.

[s @intoxicatedlads]

si doyoung yung kaklase mong ready for bardagulan anytime, anywhere 😤

[s @intoxicatedlads]

ma'am NOOO

[lizzy @lizzinadr3am]

im done being malay i wanna larp as a filipino now

kumusta po

[s @intoxicatedlads]

this is my first impression of you btw but thank you for the step-by-step tutorial. this is life changing. 😌

[kai @omegaenquiebra]

¿Cómo chupar un pene? Thread
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🔃 + ♡ !!

[rae @zynvjx]

sino ba tong nagccrave ng lambing susmaryosep ako lang pala

[s @intoxicatedlads]

@zynvjx me din

[s @intoxicatedlads]

yk what i agree

[Eleventh @sqrteleven]

i think indo and filo should topple their governments together with the power of friendship

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

Hope u marry a romantic, lovey dovey man who will always reassure you and never make you feel uncertain.

[s @intoxicatedlads]

me, accidentally sending a picture of the guy i'm talking to the work gc instead of some work files 🥲🥲🥲 ACKKKKKK GAGO PATAYIN NIYO NA AKO

[s @intoxicatedlads]

i love her 😌 go te pataasin mo bp ni mama angelica HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Chloe San Jose could not contain her happiness after her partner Carlos Yulo delivered the first gold medal for the Philippines at the 20th Asian Games. (📹: POC Media Pool) | via @PaigeJavier

[s @intoxicatedlads]

whoever thought of that caption deserves a raise lmao

[Richard Heydarian @RichHeydarian]

Philippine journalism at its best 😬

[s @intoxicatedlads]

go madam rooting for you. ayaw paawat ih HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GentriSenyo 🌊☀️🏝️ @GentriSenyo]

Taena to si FL Liza ayaw paawat hahaha.

[s @intoxicatedlads]

gets ko siya 🥲

[GMA News @gmanews]

NA-TRAP SA IMBURNAL MATAPOS MAGSELOS?

TINGNAN: Isang lalaki ang nasagip matapos umanong ma-trap sa imburnal sa Brgy. Tatalon, Quezon City.

Ayon sa salaysay, tumalon umano ang lalaki mula sa isang tulay patungo sa ilog matapos niyang makita ang kaniyang asawa na may kasamang ibang lalaki. Hinabol umano siya ng nasabing lalaki kaya nataranta at napatalon sa tulay bago siya inanod patungo sa imburnal kung saan siya natagpuan.

Nirespondehan ng QCDRRMO ang lalaki, ayon sa barangay.

Bisitahin ang https://t.co/bAMF9JOAN0 para sa iba pang updates.

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[s @intoxicatedlads]

genuine question what brand of seamless bra does she wear. asking for me pls 🥺

[KPOP脳みそ汁 @nomiso_jiru]

カリナのお腹かわいい。

[s @intoxicatedlads]

the government rawdogs us everyday and idk catholic repression ig

[(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) @p444wn]

im scared why are filipinos so horny

[s @intoxicatedlads]

tangina 😭😭😭

[gail 🤍 @popbrainr0t]

di kaya siya karmahin nyan

[s @intoxicatedlads]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAGO ANG LAFF KO PLS KUNG CNU KA MAN NA NAG JOIN WAG KA MAMATAY PLS

[maui 𝜗𝜚 @kaishadmx_]

“ano po thought process niyo bakit kayo pumatol sa bata?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAGO TALAGA #ctto

[s @intoxicatedlads]

TANGINA LARO ANO BA YANG SI APPLE MAY HUMILIATION KINK BA YAN? 😭😭😭 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[maui 𝜗𝜚 @kaishadmx_]

SA NAG-JOIN SA LIVE NI APPLE DAVID LAKAS NG AMATS MO TEH HAHAHAHAHA TAWANG TAWA AKO MORE PA PLS EME #ctto

[s @intoxicatedlads]

ANG LALA ATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[daniel 𓆝𓆟𓆜 @danielllefa]

si alden parang kakantutin puke mo tas kakainin tas papasok ulit burat niya tas di siya nilalabasan agad tas ang pula ng burat

[s @intoxicatedlads]

I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS UNHINGED TANGINA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

TANGINA ANG SAYA NG UNFILTERED VERSION NG GGV POTA SUMASARAP KA SA PANINGIN KO ALDEN 🥵😭🥵😭 #GGVOnGMA

[s @intoxicatedlads]

GAGO KAKA BIRTHDAY LANG NI MAMA MARY ALDEN PLS 😭😭😭

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

Vice: "May mga laruan ka ba?"

Alden: "Meron. Meron"

Vice: "Sex toys meron ka?"

Alden: "Dati."

TANGINA ALDEN??????????? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 #GGVOnGMA

[s @intoxicatedlads]

my biggest realization while working in healthcare is that it's so important that you choose the right partner in life 🫠

[💗 @ma1ybe]

One of my patients had just delivered her baby vaginally, and afterward her husband kept asking me if I could put in an “extra stitch” for her. I looked at him and said, “Is it really that small?” The way that man suddenly went quiet. 😭😭😭