IntrePUNtraveller

Dad jokes and puns along with other stuff. No DM's.

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I couldn’t find anyone to sing with me…

So I bought a duet yourself kit.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be.

No need to remind her every half hour.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I love Chinese food...

But they'll never get me to believe a chicken fried that rice.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone stand today.

Bought a Bing…

Bought a boom.

[IntrePUNtraveller @IntrePunator]

@nkh12349 Walk the grounds and do the tour before you do the tasting to avoid that.

[SONshine ☀️🙏🏽💫 @AngelWa33017557]

Grand Rising Family ☀️

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

I told the doctor I wasn't sure if my assailant attacked me with a spoon or fork. (Thankfully, it wasn't that serious and he just said to put some Neosporkin on it.)

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Unfortunately I do most of my poofreading after I hit post.

[IntrePUNtraveller @IntrePunator]

@Murk441 RCA, Zenith, Quasar.

[B&S @_B___S]

Once you run into a glass door, you develop trust issues.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?”

The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

[IntrePUNtraveller @IntrePunator]

@AntiLeftMemes Where the rubber hits the road.

[IntrePUNtraveller @IntrePunator]

@Ruby_331 A dog sleeps on my bed every night.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

According to peer-reviewed research I did in my head, dad joke appreciation is strongly correlated with intelligence, charm, and excellent taste.

[Peanut Coleman @coleman_peanut]

It’s not always easy being you but that’s the only person you can be.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I'm so old I can remember when paper bags were destroying the world and plastic was gonna save us all.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

What folk-rock singer from the 60s and 70s never got a speeding ticket? Gordon Lightfoot.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears

[IntrePUNtraveller @IntrePunator]

@kelly_ques Nope.