abby

very cool and awesome girl. loves to hang out with her friends and have fun.

[kayla @mitckm]

cats looove to wait until your edible hits to start acting super weird about a specific corner of the room

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

having PTSD is kind of like this

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[chud apatow @benadryldoer]

i accidentally spent four years starving myself and smoking weed all day

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

Dat Hot Ass Sun Make A Nigga Mad

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i never wear a bra and i smoke too much weed

[mads @m4dder4ll]

One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription

[Solie @lily__pond]

I’m in a constant state of #Watdatmean

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[Gay Metro Boomin @gaymetroboomin]

Metro Boomin want some dick nigga!

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

“The Beckoning lights of Southern California after dark”, 1941

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I think about this tweet Often

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

As a man why you getting all drunk n Loose that’s kinda feminine a man supposed to be a protector

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military