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Thoughts of an introvert

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@scott_crider Super cool. I can imagine a world where businesses pay to be sponsored suggestions (like Google search ads).

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@elonmusk What if you list the criteria you need someone to provide for verification, then say you’ll fast-track the review if they’re part of Twitter Blue (but it’s not guaranteed).

You could also add a Twitter Blue inbox (like the verified inbox) to give those users more viz

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Is this really the end of Twitter #RIPTwitter

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If the restaurant isn’t open yet when we head there we aren’t eating early enough

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Clay Aiken really had one single about being invisible and then disappeared

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Thank you to Instagram reels for showing me my dream job is professionally cleaning filthy area carpets

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No one gets more second chances than a weather app. Was it wrong yesterday? Yep. The day before? Yep. Will it be wrong today? Absolutely not.

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When people have you open their gifts in a certain order you know there’s a stinker in there

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lulu lemon got me feeling like a lulu grapefruit

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Reusable bags are just cloth versions of bags you only use once

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were silent letters typos we just all went along with

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Did they run out of fabric

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Amazon trying to push Delivery Day like we all don’t need that wicker basket tomorrow

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How does one become a writer for string cheese

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did the person who invented donut holes just not dare to dream about the opportunity with bagels

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does anyone floss or are we ~all~ lying to the dentist

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My closet is divided into
- pants
- shirts
- the 4 things i wear on repeat

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Never underestimate a woman with wet hair in a bun.