Stuart Stirton

I love this moment that we're sharing, but you are probably reading this in the future so all the future moments of sharing are equally loved too.

[Stuart Stirton @introvertedpie]

Streaming The First Descendant now! Come join in the fun and have a chat!

[PC] Learning The Ropes https://t.co/8Ki7l5AuZ2
#twitch #live #stream #TheFirstDescendent

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@Activision @ATVIAssist when you gonna start dishing out refunds for your broken ass game? Fucking sick of wasting hours grinding for kit in MWZ for your unstable piece of shit game to crash or DC because you haven’t worked out servers yet. Pathetic.

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@Activision @ATVIAssist any plans to implement a “rejoin previous game” for DMZ Zombies? Spend hours grinding for gear but your inability to make a stable game means I keep losing all my stuff due to crashes. Thanks in advance x

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wake me up when I have a channel to upload to

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Only thing keeping me going right now is the slew of “new year new me” tweets inbound. I patiently wait the entire year for these moments!

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@JeremyNDooley Oh man, I hope Booker is okay! Merry Christmas to you all.

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Swear, if He’s A Pirate doesn’t hit UK no 1 we’ve failed Johnny.

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Can someone explain to me how we have allowed constant incorrect and overuse of the word “literally” be normalised? Stop it.

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@mdudderz I mean it’s served with a health warning so if you die you die. No liability.

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I’m only 6 figures away from becoming a millionaire!

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I’m struggling in life. Knowing there isn’t a rock cover of Ricky Martins “She Bangs” is really getting me down man.

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Its amazing how we discern flavours by the colour of the food.

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@hankgreen I get you’re a busy dude, being smart is hard work. But this squirrel in a space suit thing… folks are waiting my guy. We need to know.

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@mdudderz Fuck me your still going on about that…

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@ladbible Dinner probably.

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How the fuck do students find time to do work between swinging their jaws and slamming everyone they meet? I haven’t left the house in a week and this assignment still isn’t close to being done.

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@mdudderz No just a moron.

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@mdudderz I’ll have a kid with you

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Skeet skeet.