Justpaulmac

simple, smart, sometimes surreal

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Today’s mood. Tomorrow’s success #gym

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At #gym, in line for machine. Waiting

Girl: sees me waiting, cuts line, acts like nothing happened.
GymBro: sees that catastrophe, finishes, and flags me down

Be like GymBro

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It’s going on 6 months since I’ve played #Skyrim… you know I’m gonna start a new stealth archer build with a bunch of mods that will inevitably crash the game

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Feeling good today! Of course, now that I said that, someone is gonna vibe-check me…

Don’t be that person.

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@jussafakasi Awe, thanks! 😊

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Today’s mood:

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Gym full = no swole 🥲

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I did it… fully rewatched Scott’s Tots… I survived

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I’m sorry, but if you use a 150lb dumbbell, you won the game. Go home and lift a car

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A trident has three prongs and a pentadent (ala Aquaman) has five. A metaphorical fork implies two ways. A literal fork has four prongs.

Make it right: it’s a quadent. This complicates the “spork”, but that’s a conversation for the next generation.

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This really encapsulates, well, everything. At least the coffee will still be warm

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#NewProfilePic

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Only 12 years since my last post… what’s new? 😅

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Completed #adidas_micoach workout - 400 run score / 9.00 miles / 11:24 min/mi / 01:42:36 / 1368 kcal http://t.co/xDkJN9BPT1

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Completed #adidas_micoach workout - 407 run score / 7.24 miles / 11:17 min/mi / 01:21:42 / 1099 kcal http://t.co/68EbT9ygUe

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@mulrichsAF it's this thing where you use # and it means things and stuff

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Completed #adidas_micoach workout - 343 run score / 19.16 miles / 12:10 min/mi / 03:53:07 / 2942 kcal http://t.co/xDkJN9BPT1

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Completed #adidas_micoach workout - 437 run score / 17.01 miles / 11:04 min/mi / 03:08:17 / 2573 kcal http://t.co/xDkJN9BPT1

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Completed #adidas_micoach workout - 415 run score / 15.02 miles / 11:18 min/mi / 02:49:51 / 2275 kcal http://t.co/xDkJN9BPT1

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Insta-thanks with great thanks #secondfamily #yum #hashtag http://t.co/0yymfW7lvT