emily

heavily caffeinated

[emily @inturdnet]

🧵thread where i rank toilets I’ve used while drunk

[emily @inturdnet]

you ever just bask in the afterglow of a good pee

[emily @inturdnet]

Megan baby u don’t need him. You can drink my blood n do all that weird shi with me don’t worry

[emily @inturdnet]

Resurrecting my account to simp over a cartoon character

[emily @inturdnet]

I would do the freakiest, nastiest, FOULEST things to Caitlyn. I am down HORRENDOUS 😩 #arcane

[Mjaik @Disn00bed]

@CreepyOrg I can fix her

[emily @inturdnet]

@splurgster Rich ppl are actually only allowed to get shitty tattoos :/

[emily @inturdnet]

@Justec brothers in arms… never met a Tesla driver I really liked

[emily @inturdnet]

it is my personal mission to let as few teslas merge as possible

[rachel yara @bugposting]

There is a natural order. Baristas are supposed to undercharge you if you are young and gay looking/pierced and you are supposed to be nice and tip back. God frowns when you upset this

[mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory]

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?

This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

[emily @inturdnet]

and Feinstein tbh

[emily @inturdnet]

Mitch McConnell is single-handedly making the case for term limits

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

now we’re cooking with gas

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

imagine if someone on the bus said this to you

[emily @inturdnet]

bro ZARAs website is so hard to use. How did this pass UX 😭

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

I’ve spent much of this year learning about car bloat, the process through which smaller vehicles are being replaced by increasingly massive SUVs and trucks.

What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.

A summary 🧵

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

WHO ELSE WANTS TO SEE THIS DEBATE!!!!

[Chubbyemu @chubbyemu]

good evening twitter

[Honey @benegotherit]

Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit

[emily @inturdnet]

Y’all am I tripping or did they use to put shit inside the quesadilla for you at chipotle?? They were asking me what sides I wanted with it I was like HUH