Stabby the Narwhal.

i break stuff. 🥤
effortlessly ruining everything. 🔮
i have words, and i use them very well. 🖋️
clammy hands. 🤙
meat fiddle. 🥩🎻
unicorn of the sea. 🌊

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

I'm like, extra stabby today.

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

@SquirrelBait00 lol that's l'iter what i said bc it's the wolf moon

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

get your brooms, bitches! FULL MOON TONIGHT

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

spent like 2 hours with my therapist yesterday afternoon and talked about shit I'd never said out loud to another human. had dinner with the fam then crashed out for 12 fucking hours. im not carrying that load anymore, and it feels fanfuckingtastic

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

H.

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

one hit wonder

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

it sounds like extra silly when i like say this shit but im totally feeling better. i can calm myself down and work through my stupid, unnecessary anxiety.

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

could i maybe just NOT wake up in the middle of every single night with a gd existential crisis? that'd be great.

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

radical acceptance

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

man, ive been going about this all wrong. things can only get to me if i let them.
i was doing so well and then idk what happened but i lost my focus. but it's ok!! i figured it out

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

her hats always matched her outfits.

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

got them spicy feet

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

FULL MOON TONIGHT

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

you wanted rain, right!?! this is what you wanted, needed, dont complain about it

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

it's fine as long as no one tries to convert us

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

people are being like weirdly nice to us?
idk about this... it's odd...

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

@SquirrelBait00 @theSLARmer not me

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

i keep writing tweets and then just saving the drafts ...

i just gotta say

Jesus is super duper disappointed in a lot of you "christians"

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

a threek is like a fork but it has three tines. it's like a meat for or something but threek is so much more efficient to say

[Stabby the Narwhal. @intuwitchion]

@bonerhitler may i suggest a hot pad tethered to you somehow? like a lighter leash but for a silicone/hot pad item? every day when you get ready for work, you put on this tool belt--kinda like batman--and it has ur spatula, leashed hot pads (one for each side), some tasting spoons, a threek