🐨: You guys are fucking crazy! We were really afraid of summer weather, but you guys beat this heat. You guys are amazing. My last visit before this tour was 2020. This my second time I am really honored and happy to see you again here and thank you. I love you
🐯 I think Martin is about...
🐥 He wasn't there (at the show)
🐯 2 metres tall
🐹 That one grows by 5cm each passing day, isn't he like 2m?
🐨 190? I think he's around that height
🐥 He's THAT tall?
🐯 Remember when we went to greet them last time?
🐨 Wow, I was so envious of that
🐹 Namjoon-ah! As a senior, you've gotta have a pride! You have to greet them from a higher position, don't you?
🐨 And how do I do that?
🐹 From now onwards, all of you take a chair when you go to greet them, and right before you do, say "hold on a sec!", pull out your chair, get on top of it, and stare down at them like "Ah, Hi Martin!" Got it?
🐯 No, no, we can say "Hey you! Sit down!"
🐹 Nah that's too coercive
🐹 It's better for you to just carry a chair with you
🐯 I sometimes think, let' say I had a fight with Jimin and went to bed? I'd imagine that if I fight with him later, and I take a vase and slam it on his head, won't I win?
🐹 I seriously think about it every day! If Jungkook punches me, I'd dodge it to my right, then punch again then I duck then get up and try to head butt him, then he'd dodge it and then grab my hand, when I try to do that, he'd probably grab my other hand and swerve it away cause he's stronger than me? Right? I think of those kinda scenarios every day
🐨 I think of stuff like... what happens if Pokemons become real one day
🐹 Are you an N type too?