i’ll be so naïve for you

perfectly misaligned

[i’ll be so naïve for you @invalentinored]

3rd floor office our shit SHOOK

[WACH FOX @wachfox]

A 3.0-magnitude earthquake has rattled areas near Lexington and Columbia, South Carolina, on Thursday afternoon.

Full story: https://t.co/iqV444F7aU

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

Is a feral thing not free

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

The "people talking to AI" thing is probably unsurprising to anyone who's worked customer service phones

It's insane the things complete strangers have said to me over the years, presumably because they have no one to talk to

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

on my hands and knees begging this band to make actual music videos again

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I want my house to be like a very weird museum you wouldn’t recommend to someone

[max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ @helixisms]

i don’t care if it’s cliche i will always enjoy a “small town but something fucked up is happening” story

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

10:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

what is we kissed under the spooky island disco skull from scooby-doo, 2002?

[em ⚔️ @switchgraves]

THIS ONE’S FOR YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS
YOUR GOOD DAY JOB
YOUR BAD KAHHMA WHADDAYOU AFRAID OF?
THE SAME TRAUMA, SHOW ME WHAT YOURE MADE OF
CAUSE YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR CONSTANT PAIN LIKE
I A I N T G O T N O N E

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

[tara @proletarat]

Stamps are so fun. This sticker proves I paid what is owed. Deliver my letter

[BIG TAY ˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹ @gothsconsin]

every music venue should have a photo booth

[Dr Coogan @MrCoogan411]

@pants Doesn’t even need to load. Just give it the heart.

[New Liberals @CNLiberalism]

Opening up Twitter after spending all afternoon in meetings:

[i’ll be so naïve for you @invalentinored]

weird to see all these people basically saying “I don’t think I should have to take care of the child that I brought into this world” lol

[katie @katefeetie]

an underreported reason people are having fewer and fewer kids: now we’re expected to watch them 24/7. at least in the summer my mom got 10+ hours a day free from me while I crawled around in ditches

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good