jakob

drowning in student loans

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rumor has it that if you look close enough at the american flag, you'll see @Lukebstweet

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@2binSoeunJ @1989PENNYWISE People still get mad at that. Unless you promote something related to your original post, or promote something productive like a charity, people will be mad.

It's a bit confusing to post a sad and touching video, only for the replies section to all be a happy dance party

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@Pikkun0va @RivalryGLHF "noobs", "running like bots", "deserved", "no shit"

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@Pikkun0va @RivalryGLHF I don't understand why you're being so toxic then

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@dr_spilker and on that day, rob evolved into a great home chef

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@Pikkun0va @RivalryGLHF It's a Twitch streamer and his friends playing some normal competitive matchmaking. They were doing the classic nuts to butts banana rush you do when you want to fuck around. I don't know why you're expecting them to orchestrate every play in the most optimal manner

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@Pikkun0va @RivalryGLHF I mean, they did flash, and were about to flash again. AWPer was just in right place at right time

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@phatnat3 they're about as likely to bite you and protest the process as the common cat, so i'd say they're a suitable replacement

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@phatnat3 step 1: find hardwood floor or tile
step 2: setup empty water bottles or cans like bowling pins
step 3: launch your cat or small fluffy animal of choice across the floor at the pins

[Eyebrow dogs in a trenchcoat 🐾 @GreytheWolfe]

@ellle_em Dog people: this is my German shepherd lab mix

Cat people: this is my cat, he's orange

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@dr_spilker i also forgot, it's okay

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"alright fuckers, we only have room for one person in this car and his name rhymes with 'Danner Dingling'"

-rob 2016
#neverforget

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"alright fuckers, we only have room for one person in this car and his name rhymes with 'Danner Dingling'"

-rob 2016
#neverforget

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the party girls that live behind me are currently drunk and scream singing ocean avenue with all the windows in their house down. someone plz send help

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@C35Austin @DAConrad17 @Bajukaju @Corky831 @soloyochapin @dvillella @realDonaldTrump @POTUS And I did fact check. Most of what you said was accurate, just a lot of it was intentionally misleading or left out full facts to make it better for your argument.

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@C35Austin @DAConrad17 @Bajukaju @Corky831 @soloyochapin @dvillella @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Biden and Pelosi are pieces of shit that nobody really cares about, though. Most people in the left don't want to be associated or represented by them. Generalizing the left on a few bad apples doesn't really capture the overall response of the left

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@C35Austin @DAConrad17 @Bajukaju @Corky831 @soloyochapin @dvillella @realDonaldTrump @POTUS you also leave out how much Trump downplayed the situation, and how he and the right accused Democrats of blowing the situation out of proportion for political gain.

the chinatown part is also intentionally misleading. the point was to still support chinese business and not shun

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@C35Austin @DAConrad17 @Bajukaju @Corky831 @soloyochapin @dvillella @realDonaldTrump @POTUS you seem to intentionally leave out context and just highlight the things that support your world view.

for example, there's no mention of WHO's full statement. that they don't recommend travel bans, but instead country wide policies, like social distancing and self-quarantine

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@C35Austin @DAConrad17 @Bajukaju @Corky831 @soloyochapin @dvillella @realDonaldTrump @POTUS which timeline have you been living in... trump was down playing the virus while the left was hyping it up. trump and the right were accusing the left of fear mongering for political gain and turning the situation into a political situation

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i saw easter bunny

and the easter bunny saw man

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@Ultradirector @JohnWesleyShipp @lorenadcw no