William Murphy

From WBEZ Glasgow and This British Life comes William: One disaster story told week by week.

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@jmclmerchant @example Yeah I do, sent you a dm

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Partner is ill so have two tickets for .@example tonight in Glasgow can’t use, send me a DM if want them

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

.@TicketmasterCS Hi I had NFl London tickets and ticketmaster redirected me to home page while I was entering my details now I cannot get tickets. How do I get my secured tickets back???? #heartbroken

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@SkyHelpTeam Hi I was away to get a sports pass but it looks like only show 1 half of live rugby today. Can I watch all the game with pass?

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@ScotRail but why cancel a whole train? There isn't a fault on this one

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@ScotRail 12:50 to Inverurie. Well Dyce now.....

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

.@ScotRail cancelling the train I am on half way to my destination. Hopeless service, will be late for our Christmas Reunion now #scotfail

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@TheLastLeg Amber Rudd's fifth role was as the rabbit in Donnie Darko #amberruddmoviefacts

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Getting final decorations up for tonight, going to be a great night #ufc205 #promotionalGiftDecor #monTheNotorious

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

@TheLastLeg There are impeachment laws, he won't last #quickTrump

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Early doors but calling minor disaster over major disaster #USElection2016 #ElectionNight

[Alex Kapranos @alkapranos]

This feels like a fucked up nightmare of a Christmas Eve where you hope your present isn't going to be Armageddon.

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

I kinda hope everyone loses and this election gets rerun with Michelle Obama getting nominated #USElection2016

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Firms with 100% British Ingredients raising prices by 10% due to cost of importing ingredients are just the worst on so many levels

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

I wish I could offload like an Australian, they are ridiculously good at it #WalvAus

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

In fact it kinda feels like that 48 hour holiday show on Channel 4, but with Rugby

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Genuinely excited to be spending a weekend in Edinburgh, it's 40 miles east but feels like a proper holiday #neverGo

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

Trying on my costume for a Rocky Horror night tomorrow and I have never felt so comfortable. Also trying not to read much into that fact

[William Murphy @invermurphy]

And as much as I hate to say it is a pretty savvy post-brexit move if just to calm the international waters a wee bit

[Ben White @drbenwhite]

Zac Goldsmith: two local A&Es shut isolating the sick, maternity services cut, & you don't bat an eyelid. New runway? Resign. Goodbye