Kirk Wood Bromley

2nd greatest writer ever (“Shakespeare on mushrooms” - LA Weekly), rock god (The Good Hard), & philosophy podcaster (Leaping Cholla). They call me THE WORD 💪

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I'm writing my current play in a Google Doc, and today I woke up to discover that Google AI, despite being disabled, had somehow gotten into my text and added some lines of its own. So now we know...when AI takes over, Gertrude Stein is going to lose her job.

The text:

A great rift in the. And those who felt it in exchangeable that it’s cool to try on or takeoff as you would so such as the chasm we’re in the crowd struggle to draw a lucid lines between fuddled and muddled then always made clear is the eyes of a child mostly still see how we’re still mostly wild good loosened up her new jaw and began laying down the most God sweet blessings to all both cherish you both as stages of stairs there’s only one path to serenity Lake and it’s made up of all of the pads you can take. My name is good for a fact, factitious, and I forth with blow wafts the dish, so delicious nutritious repairing so straight to amen. I doubt your mouth anything ever again it’s a word nothing more more than there’s nothing that’s like your sense suddenly it’s a word we’ve all spoken in reverse counts and you’re perfectly saying what you can’t pronounce. It’s a word that’s calm. It’s a word that’s it’s a word that’s calm. It’s a word that’s where we’re actually it’s a word that that’s come from. It’s a word that’s come from. It’s a word that’s come from where we’re actually from that. Our homing device is undone and yet it’s a word not a one of at least not anymore than a call a bird, but I heard this word as my enema flat, causing me to cry out what turned and looked at me with a you’re nowhere near ready to hear, but I was so I screamed to death, but I am the secret sense it contains letters before I appear in the courts my paused, appeared peeve for a bit, and then spoke with the force of a fall on the tit. This contains everything you’ll ever need to run with the river and spin with the seed to be where you’ve been when you’re way beyond there to know what the store and what’s wiser to share the seat through the urge to control how you’re seen and live like a breath in the teaming between to bypass the signal that’s jamming your brain and connected to the stream of your Apex domain and how this word do it by setting you free stifling directives of identity. Lock your persona and don’t and everything where it is here for my story to guide you through an exercise that will follow the word before your very eyes hearing his music and music foundation from flimsy you must each grab something red and write on your neighbor‘s forehead put on your marker up your device and using whatever software will suffice. Look at yourself when I count to three out together the word that we see and this war of the faces will frazzle away so ready now

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@seanonolennon would Buddha say so?

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@xwanyex ouch

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this is Gemini’s take on that quote: "”Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion" is a famous, often-cited quote attributed to US General Norman Schwarzkopf. It suggests that acting without French support is pointless or foolishly ill-equipped. While sometimes debated, it is heavily associated with his perspective on international alliances.”

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“I'm really scared what's going to happen when we can't tell AI from IRL.” Dude, you spend all day sending desperate marriage proposals to stable diffusion models created by garbage trolls in Azerbaijan. You think food still comes from farms. You think schools teach you how to succeed. You think alcohol makes you funny. You think she keeps that toy in her drawer cuz it reminds her of you. When you picture yourself, you literally have someone else’s body. Your truck is seriously 3 times smaller than you think it is. You think your parents caused all your problems. You think it’s a civil war when someone disagrees with you on tax policy. You don’t dream; you stream. You read the news like you’re surfing for goony snacks. You enter “hot chick” into GPS and it takes you to the chicken rotisserie at Costco so you climb in and proceed to forget what you were going to ask her. You can’t take a test unless you’re high. You can’t seize the day unless you’re having a seizure. You can’t spell I without asking AI. So just shut up and fly the unspeakable peanut butter dragon into the swirling booby castle of botox that’s calling you King Armageddon so you’ll come and crash its prehistoric computer into the president you think stole the election from Netanyahu’s Labubu German Shepard, cuz every time reality hits you like a brick you just add it to your wall.

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@1492pax Don Quixote, aka the knight errant, was a cowboy.

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who says men don’t show their emotions?

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i’m really sick

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it’s all relative 🛖🎭 #playwright #actor #newshakespeare #theater #poetry

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total amateur

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welcome to the non data center

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I doubt anything will survive the creation of a space where everyone can speak.

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@RockChartrand @RealCandaceO right as always

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classical music is basically hospice

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Tonight we ride like we died and went to headlight.

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Tonight we ride like the Pope of Phoenix lickin endoscope to call all the love sick single moms to the last chance street takeover dot calm for some tingly hallmark knuckleball romance.

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Tonight we ride like a taco truck cuckin an avocado.

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Tonight we ride like majestic lizard slobs fuckin palm trees for the undomestic answer to the cheesy chants that churn our goated gizzards.

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@dbessner confuseus say hard to type with dick in hand

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Mamdani being the mayor of NY reminds me of when my mom would leave me and my sister home alone under the care of our little brother.