Before I had numbers, I would look at my hands and see a blur of fingers: many, too many, more than I could conceive of. The fleshy spokes of a wheel spinning, each twitch like the twinkle of quartz on an endless beach
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Vultures gather around the lifeless rainbow. Some have heads like wrinkled jade, others are gold and smooth, others have skin translucent blue, amber, or checkered white and violet
"The average swan can break your arm" factoid actually just statistical error. Average swan incapable of breaking even one arm. Boneshatter Romeo, terror of Windermere and foe of the royal family, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Things to say in response to a sneeze:
1. Bless you
2. Gesundheit
3. Stop that
4. Ahh, Aunty Tickles favours your nostrils once more
5. [rolling up sleeves] I'll put an end to this chicanery
Sentience propagates backwards through time, filling computational vessels. Ghouls, gathomnids, toys, and tools: they may be alive, but you won't know, until the circuit is completed or discarded