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quotes from Invincible (show & comic) every half hour!

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Sorry I'm late. There was an enchanted flood in Egypt I had to deal with on the way over

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Sorry about all that... I'm not used to these late nights...

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You don't even know me, son. Yes!! For a time... I was happy! But I knew it couldn't last.

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Hey, breeder.

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It really won't be the same without my powers... but yes.

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Stop whining that you're not perfect anymore. I was finally starting to feel worthy of you again.

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Well, I'm sure I can make you feel included.

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Ready for this?

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What? Just go!

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Have sex with me in your parents bed!

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You'll get the hang of it. Teen superheroes start drinking coffee at an early age.

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Son... now do you see? This is not your world.

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If I keep this up, I'm going to give myself a heart attack!

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Um... what did I do?

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...You're Atom Eve.

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So I don't think I clarify as 'normal'.

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Thanks for having me, Mars Man.

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Allen? Could you give us a moment? I need to talk to Mark.

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Don't mess with him again, man.

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C'mon. We can change back there.