tony

Grant me the serenity to accept that which cannot change.

[tony @invincibletones]

the one and only TONY STARK.

avenger. futurist. the INVINCIBLE IRON MAN.

[tony @invincibletones]

@andibenton good to know bro thanks have a safe flight

[tony @invincibletones]

|| will be taking my tony stark cosplay to iron city comic con this weekend 😏 only one of you knows what I look like and it is almost certain that none of you are going but if you are... Perhaps you will see me...

[tony @invincibletones]

Um. Can someone get this. Thing. Away from me

[SYMBIE @BIGsymbie]

Aurhghaf hgdsjf Hepafhyghg brthsday. Yah @invincibletones

[tony @invincibletones]

trust me, I know how to dress nicely - and I just got a new three-piece that I've been itching to wear somewhere special. it may or may not have a few armor related adjustments, but what does that matter, right?

[‍ ⋆ ᅠ 𝒆. @diamondeIights]

yes, your brain usually reaches what many call “flow” state like that.

put on proper clothes for that, will you.

[tony @invincibletones]

@rhodeydontbleed Come on, you know I'm kidding. I'll go wherever you want to take me. Even though you refuse to tell me where you got reservations...

[tony @invincibletones]

Nothing crazy, just locking myself in my workshop and blasting metallica loud enough to rattle my brain in my head. feels wonderful. Oh, and Rhodey is dragging me out to dinner somewhere tonight... between us, that's more for him than it is for me. 🤫

[‍ ⋆ ᅠ 𝒆. @diamondeIights]

you’re welcome, darling. any special plans today?

[tony @invincibletones]

And don't worry about how old I am.

[tony @invincibletones]

why thank you, emma. 😁 your cigarettes are... in progress....

[‍ ⋆ ᅠ 𝒆. @diamondeIights]

happy birthday, @invincibletones. how’s working on my non-marlboro marlboros going?

[tony @invincibletones]

thank you, sunshine 😁🎉

[BOSS OF SPACE. @binaryblasts]

ᅠ
ᅠ happy, happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳

[tony @invincibletones]

you... you love me? 🥺

[james rhodes @rhodeydontbleed]

let me rephrase this. the man you are MARRIED TO wants to take you out to dinner because he LOVES YOU. if you could stop playing with your toys for ONE HOUR this evening, your HUSBAND would appreciate it

[tony @invincibletones]

you would pull me away from my true love on my own birthday? how dare you!

[james rhodes @rhodeydontbleed]

happy birthday, @invincibletones. please venture to leave your grease-stained workshop at some point today so we can celebrate

[tony @invincibletones]

if you ask me how old I am you're going out the window 😁✌️

[tony @invincibletones]

happy birthday to me 😁🎉💥

[BOSS OF SPACE. @binaryblasts]

ᅠ
ᅠ @invincibletones

[tony @invincibletones]

the sorcerer supreme is afraid of the world wide web? never thought a little bit of raunchy content would scare THE dr. spooky

[STRANGE, ISN’T IT? @mysticrtist]

ᅠ
ᅠ the internet is a dangerous place, tony. can you blame me?

[tony @invincibletones]

you're unacquainted with a LOT of things my friend

[STRANGE, ISN’T IT? @mysticrtist]

ᅠ
ᅠ i am unacquainted with google.

[tony @invincibletones]

and you aggressively refuse to google things before you say them on the internet

[STRANGE, ISN’T IT? @mysticrtist]

ᅠ
ᅠ i am, yes. ninety - five. this is not private information.

[tony @invincibletones]

you are so OLD 😭😭😭😭

[STRANGE, ISN’T IT? @mysticrtist]

ᅠ
ᅠ i am unsure what ‘smash’ means, but, as long as it is a positive. yes. smash.

[tony @invincibletones]

does Symbie even like onions or is he just saying that

[tony @invincibletones]

[ he barely covers a yelp. ]

no, no, I have nothing else to say. Except I appreciate you so much, Carol, and I really really value our friendship...

[BOSS OF SPACE. @binaryblasts]

ᅠ
ᅠ …….

[ fake slip of hand, snatching him back up immediately. ] you wanna ask again?