Lauren Marie

Eat the rich. Defund the police. Hail Satan 🤘

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Happy Pride, my fellow gays! 🌈💖💜💙

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Now this is the kind of healthcare I’m talking about #420day

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Watching #Bros and sobbing into my flannel

#bisexualenergy

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

My favorite hobby is sitting on the couch next to my unfinished cross stitch project

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Help I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

New England gothic is going to the dunkin drive-thru only to realize you have lost your voice

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

You ever just get really freaked out about the vastness of space?

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

When you want to start a new stitching project but have to order fabriccc 😭

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

2020Me: Take care of yourself

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

My toxic trait is not waiting for the uncrustable to fully thaw before eating it

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for trader joes shepherds pie

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Can’t wait

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Punting relaunch of Blue Verified to November 29th to make sure that it is rock solid

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

Wearing shorts in November because my thermostat is ungovernable and is trying to bake me alive

[trash jones @jzux]

the amazing thing about seinfeld is they’re all in their 30s so just remember you have plenty of time left to be a slut and an idiot

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

my dinner tonight shall be half an apple pie still in the tin

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

@elonmusk Snowflake.

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

@elonmusk At least you didn’t have to pay $8/month to send a carrier pigeon

(This is supposed to be funny. Pls don’t ban me Twitter daddy)

[Lauren Marie @invinsibyl]

When you start shadowlands and find out you can’t use mounts in the maw

#worldofwarcraft

[depression @raccoonmum]

Aemond flying away from Storm’s End after royally fucking up #HouseoftheDragon