Jesse Pliska

Lifelong New Yorker, professional producer, dilettante director, wannabe writer, and failing vegetarian. He/Him

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FYI my girlfriend says I’m not cheeked up enough to be a corgi… sometimes I don’t need that level of honesty

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All these influencers sharing “the best kept secret in NYC”… whatever happened to snitches get stitches?

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@sweatylamarr @RAMenzer Let’s do it.

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Turnstile being used in the new Taco Bell commercials confirms I am 100% a stereotype

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@RAMenzer Sick interview dude

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How good could LA be if the Venga Bus' route was New York to San Fransico?

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You've heard of Herbie Fully Loaded well now get get ready for Jesse Fully Bloated brought to you by Dominoes

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@RightTernes Happy Birthday!

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@spagetifixation Happy Birthday!

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@KofiOpam Lmao I just called my sister to process this and she had a very similar reaction

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It's really weirding me out that all the Jackass guys now all just look like creative directors who would give me notes 3 hrs before delivery

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@mvmariav Oh I know that feeling... now that you put it that way the utter failure of missing the guess is kinda freeing lol

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Breaking my 100% win rate on Wordle was a very humbling way to start the week let me tell ya

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@ercagrbmn Sage advice

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@RAMenzer There are whole websites for VO that would be better than fiverr for that... haven't had to hire a VO artist in a while sorry I can't remember the sites but they should be easy to find

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the only unskilled worker is emily in paris

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Ain't that just crypto for ya

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@united This has been a mess and Im losing a day of work... spent the night in NJ and no meal vouchers... @united

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Let's be real... at my lowest Im listening to Three Days Grace... and at my lowest I mean a 13 hour delay at Newark International Airport courtesy of @united

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@united UA 725