Brian K.

Professional reroller.

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Official use only below this line:
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New podcast episode: Rain

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My podcast is back. Listen. Participate. Ignore. No wrong answers.

https://t.co/woqnKxCzSL

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Ligatures should be called figatures so the word itself requires at least one.

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“Hmmmm…yeah this could use more bay leaf,” said no one ever.

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@avitalash Man, that truth hurt. Hurt like hell. But thank you.

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INMATE #1
What are you guys in for?

INMATE #2
Knocked off a liquor store in Reseda.

APOSTROPHE S
Possession.

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The singularity will happen as soon as robots can identify which pictures contain crosswalks.

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@lewberger @KeithHabs @i8athumbtack @Hughiestonefish Roasted duck according to autocorrect

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@AnnaGillcrist at least that's a nice round number.

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@Moods_of_Mae @PearlsFromMyrna Lol ❤️

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Biden's inauguration will be forever cemented in my mind by my girlfriend telling me how she hates sponges because they make the dishes smell mildewy while I was trying to watch his inaugural address.

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@misscrisp turns out he has friends in high places, too.

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Gaga’s social-distancing dress is legit.

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@BigBoyler "it gets better"

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@MickPuck I was really hoping he was gonna do the fade out.

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@nytimes "Keep America Shit" lol

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@Santucci @maggieNYT The ultimate Florida Man.

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@rcohen @maggieNYT This is demonstrably the worst lighting.

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@LinkedHD Post-orgy guilt.

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Makes sense why I didn’t see him at Bass Pro Shops’ Black Friday Extravaganza this year.