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me:
you:
literally everyone:

@aaronpaul_8 & my sister:

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this is why you rarely catch me reaching out first too 🫣😂

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i found this in my father’s things and u guys should have it too cuz what a 🙏 thing to put on the back of a lawyer’s business card

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tik tok has taught me that the algorithm doesn’t usually lie and ur fyp is supPOSed to look like that 🤡 and if ykyk it all makes sense

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@greg16676935420 did u invest in QS too, my friend? ☹️

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remind me what happened and how we got here

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my soulmate is the woman i haven’t turned into yet and i’m wishing her the most, missing her even more

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that itch u can’t scratch that is just screaming do not break that NDA 🥴

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once you see my phone hit 50 unread texts or more, you need to ask if I’m okay 😅

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107.

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

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it just warms my heart hearing amber call me daddy tbh

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@jeremysrazor i promise the alternative was much worse and he is recovering nicely 😼

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i’m not even kitten

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been having some of the worst weeks of my life so here are my 2 top life tips:

1. check in on your loved ones + those that love ur loved ones

2. buy water fountainS for ur cat and put ‘em everywhere so they don’t end up dehydrated, w cystitis and a blocked urethra $4k later😼

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Learning new and exciting things to hate about myself every single day 💫

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not having to take four more classes was a top tier selling point but also

BS, BA sounds kinda cooler than BSA

so on may 12 i’ll finally be an official Bull Shitter, Bad Ass

🤗

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i’m graduating in like 8 weeks which means i changed my major ✨4 weeks✨ago

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guess my zodiac sign ready

i stayed up all night trying to figure out if i should sleep with my cats or sleep with my dog and whose feelings would i hurt less but also who would give me the perf amount of attention + let me sleep at the same time

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not my sister’s sleep playlist playing a song i would only ever put on to cry to and i wonder if she‘s doing the same 😔

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

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@AndreaX13 you could k*ll my entire fam and i’d still follow you for the classroom vibe tweets 🥹 so wholesome xoxo