Diamond in the Rough

There's a time and place for spontaneity

[Diamond in the Rough @inviso]

One nation.
On their phones.
Divisible.
With liberty and justice for some.
#usa
#pledgeofallegience

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This is how you do it!! 🔥🔥

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they've never even seen one of his paintings.

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@BobGolen Lol!!+

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@jaimeas2000 @TrueTorontoGirl Sandwich

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@SelfInFocus I made some top notch chili con carne 2 nights ago. Almost soup.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Was the board game Sorry invented by a Canadian?

[Diamond in the Rough @inviso]

At the US Open tennis tournament tonight, the Williams Sisters proved to be a circus sideshow to sell tickets. Get back to retirement, sisters!

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Stop running! The knife isn't even that sharp.

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@BobGolen took me I second! NIce!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When the cemetery workers dug that hole in the wrong spot

They made a grave mistake

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@TrueTorontoGirl Ba DUMP bump, tshhh!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How warm is a baby when it's born?

Womb temperature.

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@Dadsaysjokes I like the medication ads on TV that say: don't take this if you are allergic to it.

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@BobGolen White Qf4, black Kd8, white Qf8

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Wait, why didn’t Goodspaceguy run in this year’s primary?

Is he ok?

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@bbrewerstandup @sixfootcandy @ddsmidt Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke. "I get no respect..."

[Brian Brewer @bbrewerstandup]

@sixfootcandy @ddsmidt I once adopted a highway but then it set out to find its real parents

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@KSeattleWeather Cool