Edison Velez

This is a work of fiction.Anything portrayed on this account, and any semblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

Win a pair of VIP tickets to @KilbyBlockParty May 10 -12! Enter at https://t.co/y3p8AnR4UV #KilbyBlockParty

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

@RainiersLand can you confirm that Cheney stadium does not have veggie hot dogs? Contemplating purchasing my t-town Tuesday tickets.

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

Every order makes a difference. Order from Fire on the Mountain Buffalo Wings Burnside to show your support today. https://t.co/Xv9ywH3Ps9

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

@MTodd326 @MKBHD Wait where do other people keep their cell phone?

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

Join me in supporting Bernie Sanders via @actblue https://t.co/BvuwpgB7ad

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

Thanks @piercetheveil for spending 6,399 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dive In. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/bOopW2TtP9

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

I reached a lifetime climb of 8,000 floors and earned the Cloud badge today with Fitbit! https://t.co/QK7HyGLdrk #Fitstats

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

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[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

I’m sharing BallotReady to help spread the word on voting this election. Build your ballot & make a plan to vote at https://t.co/LhlJexlIPe.

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

@MTodd326 @Outlook You should see the one for “start date” or “end date”. It’s a heart which feels a little awkward for my calendar events

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Roses are red.
Lupines are blue.
I like my trails clean.
Pick up your dog poo.

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

https://t.co/YMijWRpixx via @giphy

[WSDOT Tacoma @wsdot_tacoma]

Camping is cool. Unless you’re left lane camping.

[NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle]

It seems that the following Seattle weather joke will be temporarily "retired":

What do you call two consecutive days of rain in Seattle?

A weekend.

....Not this time. After the past 2 months, it may be hard to suspend your disbelief. We understand. 🙃

#wawx

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

A sweet 16 days until the sun sets after 5 pm

[Jim Brunner @Jim_Brunner]

Seattle is now cut off from Portland AND Spokane.

[WA Emergency Management @waEMD]

Traveling remote roads is just asking to be stranded. Our first responders are busy enough as it is. #wawx

[NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle]

With today's clearing skies, the NASA MODIS satellite got a clear view of the extent of snow cover over Western Washington. You don't see a view like this often. #wawx

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Day 43: Icicles starting to take people out downtown. Gangs riding around on snowmobiles blaring Cliff Mass forecasts with “End Is Near” signs. Currently digging underground bunker in backyard to preserve remaining bags of salt from being stolen by Big Plow.

[Edison Velez @invizibleboy]

Thank you Whitney for spending 1,691 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/pnc4MOYS6H