The 13th Disciple 😇

Who sent you??????

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

Why do y’all like doing Pilates on dirty ass car dealership floors?

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

Hey @SpiritAirlines yall want to sell me an Airbus A319 for the low?

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Just two professionals connecting over recoil, ballistics and kickback. They work in the same city but live in different worlds.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

The post-fight interview was classic 😭😭😭

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@DJtweetALOT Better than sharing him with the streets.

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

Wait, ya’ll really paying $350 for those Gallery Dept t-shirts?

[First Class 🏁 @1DJFirstClass]

1000% 😭😭

[lil duval @lilduval]

Bruh you gotta change your name back. Presidents orders

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@Ford is the worst. They made me drive my vechile with bad cam phasers last year for months while parts were on back order, then when the engine failed they stated there’s nothing they can do because the vehicle is 1,738 miles over the warranty period.

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

And just like that y’all phones are back to being dry. No calls… no texts….

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Voting before work and telling your job you still need to vote so you can leave 2 hours early >>>>

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

On that note, how do y’all just casually Airbnb in another country? Over there folding towels and scrubbing dishes like y’all working for the host instead of paying them #VacationOrPartTimeJob

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@DJtweetALOT Start somewhere easy like Cancun, DR, or Jamaica. Stay somewhere all inclusive and do an excursion seeing the city. Don’t just try and raw dog your first international trip (Airbnb and figure it out)

[Queen Zenobia @ZeeNTheCity]

I don’t think people understand how much a $100k salary is after taxes.

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@DJtweetALOT New gig? 👀

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

I can’t think of another song where the verse starts at the first millisecond.

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@luvrunr 😭😂😭😂

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

I really with vegans would stop frying cauliflower and calling it vegan wings. It’s just fried cauliflower.

[The 13th Disciple 😇 @invncble]

@talkAboutKD So basically you’re gonna hook me up at cost when I need a new car right???