absoluteMayhem

Clown of God. Beast of Gluttony. Gas Station Shaman. 🐱🍺🍔

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

I watched so much gay porn on my dsi

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

3 old guys? Rookie numbers. My grindr was not as bumping as it should have been

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

I should have fucked more old guys when i was in high school.

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

It was a facsimile of a perc 😭

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

The plug just faxed me a perc

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

Its literally fine shut up.

[PleasantKenobi @PleasantKenobi]

Scheduled reminder: "pile shuffling" isn't shuffling. If it evenly distributes anything in your deck, it's cheating. If you have to do a different shuffle afterwards to randomise, then it was ineffectual and is time wasting.

Do I need to another video?

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

One piece fans love to powerscale sad backstories. I call this sufferscaling.

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Scrumpin' it

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

Doing kegelian dialectics by swinging a pendulum with my pussy

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

This is about those stinky gen z childrwn that look down upon the graces of millenial kind

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

My Mental Health counselor, over zoom: you have what the millenials would call "the big sad"

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

They should write a rap song about having to buy shoes at walmart

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

For the next debate they should just smoke backwoods on a park bench and talk it out

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

It was all so simple then...

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

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[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

I could fill my body with expanding foam and no one would ever know

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Lookin for pills

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

Im not rich enough to pretend im poor. Im so pissed.

[absoluteMayhem @invtech19]

Goon World Series of Poker

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They should discover a dinosaur that can play a keytar