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audhd heavy rts most of what i say is a joke
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[⛧ phoebe ⛧ @pdevl1n]

he’s a real person i cannot believe this

[claood @CaptainClaood]

What the FUCK could possibly be going on in canvas curse

[🎪🤡Big Top Friday🤡🎪 @fridayscarnival]

@S0ULL3S5 no joke this was my main problem with this movie

the characters are supposed to be adults but they act like teens dress like teens and have teen problems its like they were teens but changed their ages to be adults so we could see scenes of them having sex

[teekay_ @TokeloMoloto]

you guys view sex as an activity that only men enjoy and i think that's where the problem is.

[Bonphia 🐱🏖️ @Bonphia]

I flinched like an аbused puppie

[phoenixwrong @phoenixwrong404]

Turnabout Goodbyes (Ace Attorney 2001)

[No @_Nona_No]

I hate when a sandwich too slippery. Why all my ingredients sliding off with each bite?!

[pokery @xopokery]

such a great conclusion for tony's arc. too bad age of ultron backtracks on this and regresses him as a character for no reason

[yuyu @1F41L]

I just saw someone w a canvas pfp on my timeline and dead almost had a heart attack wtf is wrong w yall

[Rynna ☭ @rinnitensei]

broskiis... fuck Onlyfans... Karl Marx just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn? And if u say no.... name who is👀

[Horse | 🏳️‍⚧️ @DeceitfulHorse]

not to kinkshame but i'm gonna kinkshame what in the world is attractive about inflation

[Curious Jordan @Sofatherjo_]

I like how they didn’t even try to make the stunt double look like him. That stunt double has thighs of STEEL😭.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

your sleep posture is bad for your back. hot showers are ruining your hair. the way you sneeze is embarrassing. your childhood dog never loved you.

[🐱 @mowmow_neko]

curious george:fuuuuck i filled the room up with bubbles if that hat nigga come back it's wraps

yellow hat nigga:

[Siegfried da Silva ᛗ @Mavorte_]

I hereby lay my official apologies to Dumbfuck Wageslave

[Nemith @MarsSuccessor]

Getting paid to dick around in a studio for 10 years while hundreds of people's livelihoods depend on your decisions and then washing your hands of any responsibility is so evil I can't even register why someone would even publicly admit that.

[brainsloplunch @factpoultry]

If i had a gubby i would strap him in a chair cover him with like gasoline or something and put a fire just far enough to frighten gubby but not actually burn him

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

This will no doubt get me in trouble but a high school student should be able to read most of the books on this list. They’re hugely enjoyable and foundational to an understanding of popular culture. If kids aren’t reading them in school, when else are they likely to read them?

[mallegiance_ @iguessyourereal]

Does he know?

[nowherelad @nowherelad1]

every time i see something like this in a gallery i just instantly assume the artist had absolutely zero ideas, talent or craft and just threw some bullshit together with a cringe pseudo message attached so that other pseuds can pat themselves on the back for "understanding" it