Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎

I came on twitter to get angry at the world and retweet people much funnier than I am.

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

Don’t think he could name somewhere north of Dundee…

[Hannah Graham @DrHannahGraham]

Dundee is bit of an odd choice by Burnham for emphasising "distance"? (No disrespect to good people of Dundee!)
– It's just over an hour by train to Holyrood;
– Dundee votes for the SNP in elections: local, national, UK.

His point may be a decent one, but why not pick the North?

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

@TheRogue87 Funnier than anything he ever did in the 2000s

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

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[Mystic Scotland @MysticScotland]

Ardnamurchan Lighthouse, Scottish Highlands

Perched on Ardnamurchan Point, Ardnamurchan Lighthouse sits at the absolute westernmost spot on the British mainland. Built back in 1849 by Alan Stevenson, this 35-meter granite tower was crafted from stone hauled over from the Isle of Mull. It's got an Egyptian-inspired design, the only one like it in Scotland, and has stood sentinel 55 meters above the waves - even surviving a lightning strike in 1852 that shattered windows and tore plaster right off the walls.

[Jon Biggs @biggsjon]

I reckon if we made the Springboks wear an England kit, then Scotland would be World Cup winners. #SCOvENG

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Rob Reiner directed the best American romcom (When Harry Met Sally), the best coming-of-age film (Stand By Me), the best fantasy comedy (Princess Bride), the best mockumentary (This Is Spinal Tap), the best courtroom drama showdown (A Few Good Men). The best

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

#TMDay4

Why was santa disappointed with his 99?

There was snowflake

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[William Thompson @WillyTMudblood]

Now that Ian Watkins is dead, surely his album sales will go up, which is good for the other members of the band.

Makes up for Lost Profits.

[Star Slop @starslopped]

We need more women in STEM (sorcery, tricks, enchantment, and magick)

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

None of these people have been to the Caithness County Show, clearly

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

@TheRogue87 Friends of Roxburghe 🩷🩷

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

BREAKING: So - it turns out deeply-religious Lord Hodge, the Judge in yesterday’s UK Supreme Court Case that destroyed trans rights, headed a ‘Commission On Same-Sex Relationships’ for the Church of Scotland published in 2011. The result of which was the Church recommending Gay and Lesbians to avoid same-sex relationships - and rid themselves of their desires. Was this REALLY the right person to put in charge of a case involving trans rights at the UK Supreme Court? What result did you expect? The whole thing STINKS. @JolyonMaugham

[Graham Love @glove931]

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[Jason Harrison @JasonHarrison88]

I’m sorry but that #GBBO result!!!! Absolutely wrong decision!

[Iona 🐈‍⬛🐎 @iona_neap]

#GBBO

[Helen O'Hara @HelenLOHara]

I honestly thought that she would live forever. What a talent. What a force of nature.

[molly @mollyEatsTofu]

Stunning, no notes

[Justin Myers @theguyliner]

“take thee, Putin…”