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[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

*earth: boiling, roasting, toasting*

workers: *striking*

everything: *expensive*

Government:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Yet another incident from the “we can always tell” crowd

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I told y'all they're coming after Obergefell.

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

Bibble is a character in Fairytopia. Not everything is about you, Christians.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

The space deniers are at it again

[. @ionamcw]

@RossBoomsocks what did they do??

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

u made me feel so specialll ty
say goodbye grimace nowww

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans are boycotting Bud Light because they made a single can of beer for a trans influencer.

Democrats are boycotting Marriott because they hosted a conference for a Hitler quoting hate group.

If you can’t see the difference, there’s no point explaining it to you.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 SAUSAGES, 55 SALADS, 55 SKILLETS, 100 SLAMS, 100 BISCUITS, 100 TENDERS, 100 OMELETTES, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 SUNDAES, 55 MELTS AND 155 SUNNY SIDE UP EGGS

[RossBoomsocks @RossBoomsocks]

Are you telling me my right to doom scroll Twitter has been taken away?

What am I gonna do? Something productive? Get the fuck out of here.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top.

Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!

[. @ionamcw]

@JamesBradleyCA @PeteButtigieg separation of church and state??? have u heard of it??

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, the Supreme Court sided with Republican elected officials, blocking relief to over 40 million working and middle-class Americans.

I believe the Court’s decision is wrong – I will not stop fighting to deliver relief to borrowers who need it the most.

[Nancy H. 🟦🐝 🍕🐈🐈‍⬛ @Imhere4Apolo]

ITS THE PUPPY PRIDE THREAD WE NEEDED

[. @ionamcw]

@JoJoFromJerz @MilesTaylorUSA BRO THIS IS YALLS PRESIDENT???🤮🤮🤮