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[Fiona Measham @FMeasham]

💊*All* MDMA products tested by @WeAreTheLoopUK in the 1st half of this year contained *only* MDMA.

💊 Adulteration isn’t the main concern in the current UK MDMA market - high & variable strength is.

💊 Check your dose.

#drugchecking
#CrushDabWait 🥾👆🏻🕑
#GoSlowStayLow

[Baikie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FourYearStr0ng]

I love when you get paid then you have to live off £100 for 4 weeks x

[char manning 🌟 @xylottie]

fellas is it woke to think people who can't see properly probably shouldn't be driving a car

[All Things Love Island UK @_AllThingsLIUK]

Women's Aid post on Instagram about the boys in the villa (A thread)
#LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Brendan May @bmay]

I would but I’ve just signed up to patio laying with Fred West.

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sex and the ancient roman city

charlotte: i hope he doesn't get another slave girl
samantha: i need to scrape that sweat off the gladiator myself
miranda: i mean, i know he goes to the bathhouse a lot, but is it really any of my business?
carrie: biggus is leaving

[h @harrisoniscool6]

harry confessing he was in love with his ex 5 minutes before she enters the villa love island you have outdone yourselves here #loveisland #loveislanduk

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Hyrox is just Brew Dog PE

[iona roberts @IonaRuby]

Sick of seeing ‘high protein’ recipes and it’s just cake made with Greek yogurt

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck

cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber