Iona Trailor

Living the dream. 3 kids with another on the way, on welfare and unemployment (woot!), NASCAR, and cold beer.

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

Got a DUI this morning..on my riding lawn mower. #thugshotz

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

please RT @ThugShotz #nowplaying #thugshotz World Premiere: Thug Shotz Game Trailer: http://youtu.be/tQYynCj0WIU

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

RT @ThugShotz World Premiere: Thug Shotz Game Trailer: http://youtu.be/tQYynCj0WIU

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

All I want is sex. All these guys just want to talk and cuddle. #thugshotz

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Well, you should get a dawg and you won't have those problems. RT @ApopkaJoe Someone forgot to replace empty TP roll #buttfail #thugshotz

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People are already lining up to get the #Thugshotz game. http://yfrog.com/07fefdaj

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Dont blame me, i voted for the other guy RT @BobLongo President Obama is departing Andrews Air Base for Kennedy Space Center. #thugshotz

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If there's one thing I hate, it's talking during sex. The bus driver always complains that I’m distracting him. #thugshotz

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

What do rednecks call ductape?
Chrome. #thugshotz

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Dont be hatin on me RT @justinbrown01 Our neighbors are disgusting trash. Please be using the "NEARBY" option. You need to know the truth.

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

The difference between a northern girl and a southern girl:
northern girl says you can and a southern girl says you all can. #thugshotz

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. #thugshotz

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

Cold Beer, NASCAR Sprint Cup on Fox and a DWB check point up the road. It's like I'm Queen for the day #thugshotz

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Water dept thinks by shutting off water they ruined my pasta dinner tonight? Each toilet holds 1/2 gallon. Ding Dong. Hallo! #thugshotz

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This is the "Iona Trailor" Barbie dream house. #thugshotz http://yfrog.com/9g15kxj

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Mattel will be making the new "Iona Trailor" Barbie doll. Sold exclusively at Worth Less. http://yfrog.com/jq29cej

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

Enjoying my new Flat Screen and PS3. It's just a coincidence that I got 'em shortly after @basenjibailey was robbed. #thugshotz

[Iona Trailor @IonaTrailor]

I wish they would make t-shirts perferated in the middle so it's easier to cut my belly shirts. #thugshotz

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My boss at Worth Less wouldn't give me the day off today for National Beer Day. #FML #ThugShotz