ScruffyPants

[ScruffyPants @IonizedSaucer]

@LittlestBirds There is no deeper hilarity here; just what you see.

[Carlos E. Perez @IntuitMachine]

OpenAI self-leaked its Deep Research prompts and it's a goldmine of ideas! Let's analyze this in detail!

[SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker]

Mute these phrases:
“Here’s what”
“Here’s why”
“Here’s the”
“Here’s how”
Literally 99.9% of these slop posts disappear.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Stop electrocuting yourself (1931)

[ScruffyPants @IonizedSaucer]

@anowheels Jok moo, a Thai pork and rice porridge

[dysphoric damsel 🍥 @boymoderology]

I'm sorry but this is actually hilarious

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

you can get all 30 paperback paradise postcards for just $30 and then you can mail them to 30 friends or 30 enemies your choice https://t.co/GFNJZZGrE5

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If you make a false monument to dry heat by burning a man in the desert for 30 years, you are eventually going to anger the rain god.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

i think this may be the first time in history that some kind of freak bad weather event has exclusively affected annoying people

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

look this may sound reactionary but the Church really needs to start cracking down on heresy

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

have you won a baseball game in the current lunar cycle

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

You all know the legend of Italian nutcase Mario Balotelli. From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes.

But you haven't heard it all.

Buckle in for a full, manic rundown of Mario's truly chaotic career...

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

thank god you got here when you did, take this lotr meme and go