Justin

Software Engineer and Bad Artist who makes A+ tweets

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Happy June 19th everybody

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@BlackDumpling @Devon_Eriksen_ "It's been a whole 5 years!"

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@Devon_Eriksen_ Half a decade later, my propagandized millennial friends still think that America is a racist country built on stolen land and the only way to atone is to continually vote for socialist foreigners who want to dismantle it from the inside. No, I will not be forgetting.

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A Microsoft Flight simulator nerd's Dream Come True

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@owenbroadcast Male privilege is being able to inject myself with Cat Tick and Flea Prevention Formula anytime I want

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@Shpigford Every fucking comment is "actually, you're wrong and I'm very smart" and then all the replies to that comment are the same in an endless spiral

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@divebar_info Give me a bourbon, neat. And an order of Jalapeno Poppers

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@kicknoons @ReviewsPossum You said "this level of heat has previously never been an issue", which is demonstrably untrue, so maybe it's time to get a little humble and admit you know less than you think you do. No one is denying (some) climate change. We're saying get an AC

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@kicknoons @ReviewsPossum News outlets like to mislead this by having headlines like "record breaking heat", when in reality its a 20 year record that broke by 0.6 degrees or somesuch. It's a particularly bad heat wave this year, but every year has a spike of +95F weather

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Roasted by AI

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@hothingsgirlsay They will tell you to mind your own business on one hand, while demanding your total compliance on the other

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The more Toy Story movies there are, the more it is clear that they are immortal beings, cursed to wander the earth for eternity as they watch everyone and everything around them decay into nothingness

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This is me when my flippin' computer tries to update and I'm in the middle of a flippin' game

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Can I at Least get a Hell Yeah Brother

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@xwanyex You're right, but it is funny to imagine the response to "what about the obvious downsides to the system you're proposing?" just being "I don't answer that question anymore"

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@blightersort My entire Millenial lifetime has seen creators like this, trying to subvert female tropes to be "not like other girls" and pretending like they're the first ones to do it

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@owenbroadcast "Lot of Baka Gaijin around here, huh?"

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With the amount of money Elon has, he could afford to buy 3 or 4 extremely successful giant companies that improve the world in very tangible ways

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Monkey is ready to go to the party

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@SocioNames @sakebu_cheese_ He's not wrong