Just John

You can't just order a burger and hope the burger comes out dude

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Be friends with bartenders so when they confiscate things they give them to you.

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A second bartender has hit a stool.

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When bartenders get off their shift and choose to sit next to you to wind down >>>

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@stress_curry Sounds like a poor experience. U should redesign it.

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Me waiting for banger tweets to hit the reels pipeline so I can send them to my normie friends.

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At the all star game and the first Cubs fan I run into says he hopes Misiorowski blows out his elbow. Stay classy.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

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@littlefucky I actually briefly dated a woman who worked for Kohler marketing where she would send things to influencers.

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My mom got a cherry pitting tool and immediately shot a cherry pit into the Bolognese I've spent the afternoon working on...

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Luis Lara
Lefty Chourio
Legally Blonde

In that order.

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Position player pitching is honestly one of my favorite things about baseball.

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Yeah drugs are exhilarating but have you ever had a woman unprompted tell you your ig stories are really funny?

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Friend asked how to spell cupboard and while I know what it is I realized I don't know how to spell it because I've never used the term.

Is cupboard a white people thing?

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An 8:45pm CT Apple tv+ exclusive Brewer game?

What are we doing? What's going on?

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My least favorite part of being Terrace level for brewer games is all the dumbass kids who can't keep the clap beat when Contreras comes up to bat.

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Sproat Goat with another high pitch count game giving up one run in the first...Ive seen enough.

Welcome back tight pants Freddy Peralta.

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Joey "Aaron Judge and Barry Bonds combined" Ortiz

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For pretty much all of my life the brewers were an afterthought in the media so hearing "Jacob Misiorowski is the headliner of major league baseball" on Apple tv last night was crazy.

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"my feet stink do you want to smell them?" - My sister

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Welcome back Big Woo. Plz stay healthy the rotation needs you.