the real iotapup

Kinky Chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, and a few photos that may be smut. Enjoys wine and snugs. #avgeek | he/him

[the real iotapup @iotapup]

For my Star Trek fan friends.

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@TStoater 🥵 *volunteers*

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@bigtopbeefcake So do I

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@KinkyAce93 Looks fun

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@espn @AdamSchefter Happy to see that they won't be taking my tax dollars. I hope Indianans have fun.

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"All they want is tax certainty [and billions of dollars of infrastructure paid for by the government at no expense to us despite being billionaires]"

Oh you mean that thing that no one else gets? Fuck off. I don't want MORE of my tax dollars subsidizing billionaires. #Bears

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@pupfounder So cute *gives scritches*

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Exactly. Shes gone far beyond parody.

[well yes @argos611]

Proving Patagonia’s point for the lawsuit lol

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@wezthepiggy Yes please.

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@bigtopbeefcake @TStoater 🥵 yes please

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@LumosBDSM @goodboikoa This angle makes me want to submit to the slave meat…🥵

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lol pass.

[Rachel ❤️‍🔥🌲 @Ancapta]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?

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@Ian_Gay_briel Thank you. The non C responses are truly insane. And anyone who says A is psychopath.

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Good. I like my cheap rent.

[WanderLens @naturebeauty760]

I bet no one would know what place this is.

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@mynameisreek1 @PupHabeas Oh damn 🥵

[💦vapporeon💦 @Vapporeon1]

if you’re in CHICAGO, retweet. #chicago #chicagofreaks

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@thetattooedsimp I’d love to offer those.

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@ShallelujahTTV You don’t know that I’ll like this,.. but probably.

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@mynameisreek1 🤤 yes please

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@ShallyPack I am weak to you and to your voice. 🥵