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UPDATE: your television is off. you can’t take any more.

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UPDATE: “your lamp is almost extinguished: you hope it has burned for the benefit of others.” your brilliant kinsman the surgeon…

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UPDATE: Plans for gingerbread cookies and oven-fried chicken today. your oven is getting you through.

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UPDATE: your Lamp is the Light at the end of the Tunnel. you Follow Christ whom he Chose to lead yourself outta darkness

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UPDATE: your oven is a GM Frigidaire.

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UPDATE: you Too real 😂😂😂😂 your blender is on top of a toaster oven on top of the fridge.

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UPDATE: think your coffee maker is about to bite the dust and this is just not the time

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UPDATE: your refrigerator is not big enough to fit all your lunch.

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UPDATE: your smoke alarm is giving a low battery warning. It’s not due to do that for another 7 years! Pleas…

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UPDATE: you Same here, yesterday were sunny so you didn’t notice but today is rainy and your thermostat is set for 64*. Chilly

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UPDATE: Starting April 1, your TV is gonna have a DVR issue. you can only record 2 things at the same time. Which show on at W…

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UPDATE: your dishwasher is running so you can't concentrate so you are going on a 'break' until it finishes.

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UPDATE: you had to move out today which were sad but at least your dvd player is home and you can finally watch ffh again

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UPDATE: you know your smoke alarm is working, the toaster tested it for th…

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UPDATE: your microwave is so fed up

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UPDATE: you Glad your blender is going to good use

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UPDATE: your rice cooker is legitimately the best thing you own. Just throw in rice and it keeps it safe to eat for days

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UPDATE: your refrigerator is smarter and, frankly, probably smells nicer.

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UPDATE: 🙏Hope your alarm clock is what wakes you up tomorrow and not mother Earth #utahearthquake

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UPDATE: you In doing your part, you will ensure that your television is off...