full-time menace

crop-dusters | cheese dog connoisseur | 2x splitter of the G | rumplemintz enthusiast

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Who’s your gum at the bar plug?

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Big chungus girl summer will come to a close next week. This time I promise. No more miller lights. No more pasta. Cross my heart.

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Somethin about a gas station empanada

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With the air quality I think it’s only appropriate I nip this drunk cig thing in the butt before it gets too serious.

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Here to confirm rimplemintz still hits in the summer

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No bad blood, but ribs aren’t my thing and I don’t want any.

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Sitting in a dock fishing with a Coors Light and life has never quite been this good. #fishmaxxing

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@LeRizzJames69 I don’t wanna say I’m worried about you, but I’m worried about you.

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@LeRizzJames69 You are beating the ozempidemic we are living in.

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I can’t deal with Melanie, plz get her off my screen. So sensitive for why?!?

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My Apple Watch Series 3 from Sophomore year of high school has officially kicked the bucket.

Cause of death, my fat ass friend sitting in it.

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White people be like: “Let’s grab a drink and catch up”
Then end up standing on a table screaming Thunder Road.

** I’m white people**

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Ella Langley. Hot.

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@LeRizzJames69 Scoob,
I respect your diverse interest at this stage in life.
Best.

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Strava stats are my soul reason in life.

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What kinda crack did they put in the chorus of Downtown by Macklemore.

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Modelo + love island= my dream date cute

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It’s an MJS (mt. joy summer)

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Hand flicks at the columns all night long

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Who’s ur cheese steak plug these days?